LOL u guyz.

You guys.

You guys!

You guys!

(my feminist of a professor would retort that saying, that saying of "you guys" 'cause we shouldn't say guys...y'all!)

Guys?

(the sound of empty crickets)

(because no one reads my blog)

(& because I never promote it)

(and it stands in a dusty corner on the interwebz)

Well, you guys. I was loitering in my room just now - still am - and I had a flashforward. not to be confused with a flashback.

Anyway, I wasn't deeply thinking of this; I just got the image, the phrase. Often times in my linear, transliteral, and crazy way of thinking, words, phrases, sentences POP UP in my head. Today it said:

I'm a graduate student studying literaure; I like cats and hot tea, hehehe!

[insert a cute but "safe" picture that makes me seem reserved but adventurous, grounded and worldly, but at the end of the day, quite plain, like this --]

"This is me in the Hondouras!!!!! I travel I'mso fucking interesting I let a PARROT for god's sake a PARRROT put it's damn devil claws on my WHITE AMERICAN APPAREL TEE ahahahahaa man I'm sophisticated What's your income looking like?"

Crap. That's gonna be my ONLINE DATING profile in about...3 or 4 years. Isn't it sad? The image of this profile was conjured up in my mind subconsciously.

I weep. It's sad.

Then there's going to be a quote from my favorite author, probably someone that I am not familiar with now because in a few more years I'll just be sooooo goddamn intellectual, right?

I'm lonely.

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One should never take oneself too seriously. :D

By the way, I'm not high right now. Just crazy, sleep deprived, and energetic from a workout.